Welcome to your own personal Jefftopia!
Whether you're here for the first time, or a repeat offender, you came to the Internet in search of fabulous secret powers and more Jeff. There's nothing wrong with that - not at all. We have a Jeff for every occasion and every, dare I say it, kink.
Don't feel shame. There are a lot of people just like you out there. You have a yum and we're not here to yuck it. You've come to the right place, Sweetheart. It's all brought to you by The Jeff of Your Dreams - a little-known support organization for folks that are simply Jeff-curious or outright Jeffreaks. Drink it all in, my little chickadees... Get your fix. Get ALL the fixins! Mmmm mmmmmmm...
A Holiday Classic!
Jeffy the Elf
and the Great Snow Caper
The original heartwarming Christmas tale of Jeffy the Elf returns for the holidays!
Roast Beef Records
There's music in the air! Let me be perfectly clear. It's all remixes of one song. '
The song about female anatomy.
This is one of those if you know, you know things. If this isn't your thing don't click here. Go giggle at the Jeff trading cards or perhaps go read an inspiring book.
That's right! Collectible trading cards! Hoo boy! This is the ultimate in Jeffness. You wanna taste all 31 flavors? Puddin'-pop, we got WAY more than 31 flavors - from sugary sweet to thick and hearty like big ol bowl of beef gravy.
Click to jump on board with these amazing investments!!!
New Holiday 2024 series coming soon!
Exclusive Action Figure Release from JB Toys!
The kids all want to get their hands on the MyJeff: Action Man this holiday season. Get one for the children. Get one for yourself. Get one for your mom. Especially get one for your mom.
An all-new adventure begins in Jefferson City
Coming to you from the people that brought you last year's smash hit, "Flabby: The Quest for the Queen of Topeka"
BOOOOOOKS!!!! Great Jeff books! There are words for everyone all in these pages! Get your daily Jeffirmation!
