Welcome to your own personal Jefftopia!

Whether you're here for the first time, or a repeat offender, you came to the Internet in search of fabulous secret powers and more Jeff.  There's nothing wrong with that - not at all. We have a Jeff for every occasion and every, dare I say it, kink.

 Don't feel shame. There are a lot of people just like you out there. You have a yum and we're not here to yuck it. You've come to the right place, Sweetheart. It's all brought to you by The Jeff of Your Dreams - a little-known support organization for folks that are simply Jeff-curious or outright Jeffreaks. Drink it all in, my little chickadees... Get your fix. Get ALL the fixins! Mmmm mmmmmmm...